Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

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gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

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perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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